Happy Halloween, my little hobgoblins. Please allow my stunning assistant to offer you a delicious candied apple!
What could be more appropriate . . . from the dawn of mankind when the bite of an apple set the world in motion . . .  to the debut of a real Apple that launched the technology revolution . . . to the rotten apples we’re being fed from the trough of unregulated excess and greed.
See how I made that picture work?