Unicorn meat? Delicious!

Tim Berry called my attention to a great post on the ThinkGeek site. If you're hungry, dig in ... dig in, that is to the hilarious post showing the "cease and desist" letter they received from the National Pork Board claiming that they infringed on the slogan "The Other White…

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Too much stress? Time for a break?

I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture.
The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary’s Hospital.

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.

Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation. (more…)

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Life Explained

man-and-money-question-marksOn the first day, God created the dog and said:
“Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”
The dog said: “That’s a long time to be barking… How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?” … and God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: “Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.” (more…)

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Cutting costs for the holiday?

What is it all coming to when the Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas, representing 700 of the nation’s favorite fat man, meet to discuss the encroaching economic crisis? No more rented reindeer for the city holiday festival? Rocky and Bullwinkle, too, are getting the boot in Gatlinburg, Tennessee because…

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Bar Stool Economics: Explaining our Tax System

There’s a parable that’s been kicking around for years that I ran across recently and wanted to share with you. I haven’t seen it in years but it’s an insightful parody of our tax system with a golden nugget of truth at its core.
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Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: (more…)

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